Well folks, ma name is calum... Skinny Dick Jockroach Cunt an it's ma first time as scribe so go easy on me and if you cannae understand what am writing..... learn some jockanese!!!
So the start to the run was as normal but one thing stood out and that's that for the second week running, the most important guy Bottomless Pit for organizing the swally... aka (beer). The run itself was ok and a bit of a challenge which was awright! little bit confusing but that's expected because one of the hares was a german!!! (Hellboy)
Emperor Airhead takes the stand and gives the verbal diarrhea to Miserable Cunt and Hellboy for a shite run... but has to give a wee word to the idiot that totally debreaked himself when taking the ice...loser!!! With Miserable Cunt changing his name to (miserable person) was ok for the young readers, Really Sadistic Bastard shouts... he's still a cunt! an that's not far from the truth cos that's what a thought first time a met him! haha, BUT THEN HE BACK TRACKED an sayed the Russians told him to say that, so the Russians grooved the ice and every one of them squealed like pigs... you would have thought that they hard cold weathered Russian cunts would have been used to the cold weather.
Just as the Russians thought it was safe Airheed asked the question to the 3 ruskys "where you meet your friends" in russia or in prison in Thailand!!! AYE!
Sooo lets get too Sheik Meme, we all seen him trying to slime onto the 2 blond girls aye? well according to the Meme bullshitting cunt he was the sperm doner to one of then so am sure you will agree with me that he is an incest battler aye? but as Sheik Meme was doing his thing, Hellboy forgot about the down down for the 2 girls! must have been in the middle of a day dream that he was french or something!!
After all that Bam Bam and Running Dick do a wonderful song about ladyboys, made the whole circle laugh.. apart from the drunken Russians who would not SHUT UP!!
Sheik Meme gets Hellboy on the ice to tell him how shite the run was, a thought it was a good run, but anyway Sheik Meme gives the verbal diarrhea to Hellboy, Bottomless Pit was the only dude that said the run was good (fellow german) Meme's response... Fuckin moron!!! but an important moron aye!
Next up Skinny Dick Jockroach Cunt and visitor Richard Usher on the ice... note these two are good mates... so down to Sheik Meme's verdict, because we are good friends poor Richard will be named Skinny Dicks Bitch.
Now were on to Captain Kankaroo aka p.o.m. or autopilot as he is always stoned when he flys..remember folks, this is a guy that flys the gay jumbo jets.... aye! but when Captain Kangeroo was put on the ice, he whinged like a proper ozzy cunt, personally a thought it was only the English that whinged.
The grand master was put on the ice cosof the gay song about ladyboys.. good for him.
Surprising to me Captain Kangeroo was comparing cock sizes with Liberace, turns out they both have not 6 inches but six creases an inch which makes them more skinny dick than me.....aye!
Ok folks at this point of the night I am pished.. so Hellboy fucks girls with moustaches according too Miserable Cunt. Too many people speaking when they should SHUT UP! not enough hash hush, and too finish off I got verbal diarrhea in my ear from Captain Kangaroo last weeks scribe!! and to love a cant remember what that cunt was whinging about.. but hey! he's just a P.O.M.
As a say its ma first time being the scribe so if you enjoy ye joy an if ye dinnae.....YE DINNAE..... KEN
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Skinny Dick Jockroach Cunt