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PH3 Run 1815

Monday, 17 Dec 2018

Belgian Run


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Hares: French Kiss, Harbor Whore, Mayo Queen, Rat Von Kiel, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, V.V., Zenergy
Scribe: Dreggs
Hash Flash: Beetroot Head, Jack Wow
Runners: 108

Total Hashers This Week - 108

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Hashers Present Last Week - 79
Arse Bandit (68), Ball Ringer (677), Beetroot Head (83), Bell End (458), Ben 10 (196), Bling (7), Bum Boy (148), Burl Ives (176), Cannon Ball (50), Casper (104), Chip Chip (2), Crapper (176), Dame Liberace (RIP) (423), Dirt Looney (168), Dreggs (59), Emperor Airhead (1468), Flying Finn (184), Flying Gazelle (4), French Kiss (19), G.I. Joe (710), Gangreen (376), General Kidney Wiper (846), Golden Rivet (171), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (40), Happy Survivor (42), Harbor Whore (92), Helium Head (138), Hoi Wan (68), Hurts Her Vagina (RIP) (16), Jack Wow (46), Kee Mah (247), Knob Marley (135), Lady Flipper (776), Lady Squeeze My Tube (510), Little Tommy Two Lips (89), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1117), Lost Cause (202), Love Boat (103), Madam Sin (4), Mango Muncher (26), Mayo Queen (101), Menstrual Disorder (203), Mental Disorder (240), Miss Use Me (175), Mrs. Head (806), Necrophilia Night Rider (260), No More Cum (244), Odd Job (422), Paprika Smiley (157), Parisian Titi (2), Penelope Pitstop (19), Pink Dolphin (105), Pocket Socket (127), Rat Von Kiel (114), Real Old (RIP) (22), Scar W/2Ts (285), Singing Granny (2), Sir Arse-A-Holic (770), Sir Free Willy (798), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (803), Sir Spaghetti Head (944), Skiing Finn (233), Sleazy (36), Smokey Trucky Fucky (61), Smokey's Nanny (25), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (21), Special Price (142), Speedo Pete (36), Sperm Polluter (131), Squeals Like A Pig (5), Tampax (484), Telly Tubby (110), The Wizard (123), Two Time (267), V.V. (891), Vee Go (13), Wank-King's Wanker (412), Whore In The Window (73), Window Wanker (24)
Returners - 22
Apple Cider (41), Apple Sauce (99), Apple Tree (118), Arse-Holeo (304), Bavarian Bastard (11), Bob Snot Here (59), Borderline (55), Boring Prick (12), Duchess Tadpole (586), Fuzzy Lure (175), German Shepherd (311), Ging Gang Goolies (55), Jackal (210), Kiss My Toot (8), Lipovitamin (17), Parou Parou (36), Phantom (127), Pol Dancer (52), Rudi Voeller (85), Scrumpy (233), Steptoe (210), Zenergy (36)
Visitors - 7
Ailerut Pinoei (1), Dmitri Petridenas (2), Hughie Blaire (1), Jonas Myvold (2), Lesbian Fenian Bastard (7), Martin Crichton (2), Red Face (2)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 2
Zenergy Was Congratulated For 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Cannon Ball Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Mita Gruden Was Given The Hash Name Singing Granny
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Honey Bunny (19 Dec)
Two Time (19 Dec)
Rear Gunner (23 Dec)
Sir Arse-A-Holic (22 Dec)
Baht Bus Gestapo (22 Dec)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Zenergy
10 Hared Runs
Cannon Ball
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Dreggs

Another great run by the Belgian team enjoyed by over 100 sign up hashers and 1 virgin. To the hares(all 14) a great run and very good circle.

The hares had to pull a couple of rabbits out of the hat to save the day. First, a new A Site had to be found and established as the old quarry previously used was being quarried again. Hares well done, a great A Site! Second. the french fries supplier and cook (MY GIRLFRIEND KNOWS IM GAY) let them down at the last minute causing them to improvise by substituting chipped shaped Belgian cheese for French fries. ( DELICIOUS ) And third, having to co-ordinate and organise the event in two languages.

An interesting run, lots of long back checks, long narrow hilly tracks frustrating runners caught behind the walkers. New tracks through long grass and surprisingly no water for a run VV was involved with. Nearly as good as the amazing run on the previous Monday. 555.

The circle was filled with history, humor and laughter. NECROPHILIA NIGHT RIDER's drunken night out, being seriously ill and then being awoken by billowing smoke aand discovering his 200,000 baht front doors on fire and destroyed.

The lady boy was a great source of entertainment on several occasions throughout the night, once when VV slipped into his new briefs, and a couple of other times when (he she) got a glimpse of hashers family jewels on the ice.

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER is always a great sauce of laughs with quick wit and humor when he bought up SCAR W/2T'S operation and then later on when he started telling a story about a girl with a bee in her pussy.

Donations of Vodka to the raffle by SKIING FINN was appreciated. The sharing of Jagermeister by RUDI VOELLER was warmly received. The cheese supplied by the Belgian hares was delicious.

A great circle to the end.

On-On!  Dreggs

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