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PH3 Run 1870

Monday, 6 Jan 2020

Hares: Arse Bandit, Hard On, Madam Sin
Scribe: Cannon Ball
Hash Flash: Jack Wow, Sausage Head
Runners: 108

Total Hashers This Week - 108

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Hashers Present Last Week - 71
Arse Bandit (103), Arse Van Hole (144), Atomic Muff Diver (35), Ball Ringer (729), Beetroot Head (108), Big Stick (16), Brotherly Luv (11), Bum Boy (189), Burl Ives (219), CIA (64), Dame Liberace (RIP) (478), Del Boy (163), Dirt Looney (222), Duchess Tadpole (631), Emperor Airhead (1515), Flatulence (36), French Kiss (73), Fuzzy Lure (196), G.I. Joe (760), Gangreen (428), Ging Gang Goolies (90), Golden Rivet (222), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (59), Happy Survivor (81), Hard On (40), Hoi Wan (108), Ja Jah (2), Karamba (337), Knickerless (30), Knob Marley (142), Lady Squeeze My Tube (557), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1166), Lost Cause (253), Love Boat (124), Madam Sin (28), Mayo Queen (146), Miss Use Me (222), Necrophilia Night Rider (306), No More Cum (270), No Trucking Idea (100), Nut Cracker (11), Odd Job (442), Oh No (7), Paprika Smiley (178), Phantom (RIP) (171), Phoney Cunt (68), Rocky Balblowme (20), Sausage Head (44), Scar W/2Ts (310), Scarlet Pimpernel (129), She's The Boss (95), Singing Granny (10), Sir Arse-A-Holic (817), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (853), Sir Velcro Dick (453), Smokey Trucky Fucky (88), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (75), Spastic Whore King (22), Sperm Polluter (171), Steptoe (234), Telly Tubby (150), The Wizard (178), Tim Rice (2), Tom Boy (240), Tooth Fairy (4), Unstable Load (176), V.V. (945), Wank-King's Wanker (467), Whinger (41), Whore In The Window (107), Window Wanker (36)
Returners - 31
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (219), Bavarian Bastard (15), Bengt Potato (176), Bob-A-Gob (70), Cannon Ball (95), Casper (143), Chip Chip (45), Drag Queen (4), General Kidney Wiper (854), Hot Gob (32), Jack Wow (78), Kung Fu Queen (26), Little Tommy Two Lips (94), Mineless Cunt (108), Mountain Flower (3), Mrs. Head (824), Parisian Titty (45), Pattyladyboy (2), Penelope Pitstop (29), Pole Fucker (74), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (184), Real Old (RIP) (35), Rudi Voeller (89), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (530), Sir MC (581), Sir Spaghetti Head (963), Smokey's Nanny (44), Something Stupid (4), Two Time (313), Vee Go (22), Vios (42)
Visitors - 6
Gustavo Mirabal (1), Jacqueline Leroy (1), Matthias Sundhoen (1), Meat Wagon (2), Pork Chop (6), Stitch In Time (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 1
No Trucking Idea Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 2
Laurie Pope Was Given The Hash Name Tooth Fairy
Parichat Kancharoem Was Given The Hash Name Mountain Flower
Birthdays - 1
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Feel My Meat (06 Jan)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 2
Happy SurvivorHash Crash
KnickerlessHash Hero

Awards This Run

No Trucking Idea
100 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Cannon Ball

As the last baht bus arrives at A-site the hashers getting ready to take off. Big crowd and wonderful day out and the first run of the new year.

CIRCLE TIME

PHONEY CUNT was called in as he was Hash Crash last week he was relieved of it and it was given to HAPPY SURVIVOR for her fall.

The hares were called everybody seemed liked the run. Wonderful A-site only bad the signs finding the A-site too small.

RAFFLE TIME

Always a lot of good prizes and good fun, Lucky winners, the best sales girl FRENCH KISS. Congrats to all the winners.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD

Called the hares. Mentioned how the A-site was great because it was private and everybody liked the run. Said he had to drive around run four times before he found the a-site because of the small sign, HARD ON took the blame for it.

DIRT LOONEY was called in. They had a raffle for the 30th anniversary of the Ferret Hash. Raffle was won by GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER.

Laurie from Down Under was called in was given his name TOOTH FAIRY.

Ferret Hash was called in celebrating its 30th Anniversary.

A young lady we have not seen for a while called given the name MOUNTAIN FLOWER.

Virgins were greeted and welcomeD to the club: Jack - Puerto Rico, Matt - Berlin .Germany, unknown Lady - Framce.

WANK-KING'S WANKER was put in the bucket and was given the bad hasher of the year award.

PHANTOM was given Hash Hero for picking up paper on the trail.
It was also PHANTOM's 63rd Birthday. Happy Birthday PHANTOM.

MADAM SIN was called to ice for the Wanker of the Week for throwing stuff off the baht bus nobody to give to she keeps for the third straight week.

NO MORE CUM

HAPPY SURVIVOR, SINGING GRANNY and SHE'S THE BOSS called to the ice and questioned about the health issues in their country as they were noticed wearing face masks on coming to the A-site on the Baht Bus.

GM, SPERM POLLUTER and REAL OLD were called to the ice. The GM threw the bag of paper that PHANTOM had retrieved. SPERM POLLUTER got back we can use again. REAL OLD was looking for his chair he lost couple weeks ago,

GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, PAPA WHISKEY, ANFI and SIR MC all legends have been missing for a while were welcomed back.

SCAR W/2TS

WANK-KING'S WANKER and SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTOR become real friendly with each other in the bucket.

PHANTOM was called in and we found out who was real Hash Hero it was KNICKERLESS and he she got Hash Hero.

LORD CHICKEN FUCKER

Iced himself for locking his keys in his car during the hash one time and having baht bus drivers helping him,

He called BALL RINGER in and asked if his son BEN 10 knows meaning of Christmas. He said yes.

Great Day OUT
THANKS HARES

HAPPY NEW YEAR

On-On!  Cannonball

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