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PH3 Run 1929

Monday, 14 Feb 2022

Valentine's Day Run


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Hares: Chip Chip, Parisian Titi, Something Kinder, Something Stupid, Two Time, V.V.
Scribe: Pussy Snatcher
Hash Flash: Shit Lips (Run & Circle)
Runners: 61

Total Hashers This Week - 61

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Hashers Present Last Week - 51
Antique (195), Arse Van Hole (199), Ball Ringer (787), Bell End (542), Ben 10 (270), Casper (199), Chip Chip (89), Demon Dragon (6), Dirt Looney (280), Dragon (8), Fleece Lifter (39), G.I. Joe (817), Gangreen (486), Happy Survivor (134), Ice Queen (2), Kilt Lifter (9), Lady Squeeze My Tube (615), Leg Over (19), Little Dragon (3), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1223), Mayo Queen (197), Mother of Dragon (6), Mount Me (19), Mr. Bean (47), Mrs. Head (861), Odd Job (455), Panzer (23), Parisian Titi (89), Ping Pong (46), Sexy Mountain (15), She's The Boss (151), Shit Lips (19), Shit On My Chest (7), Sir Arse-A-Holic (868), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (912), Sir Spaghetti Head (1000), Sir Velcro Dick (503), Smokey Trucky Fucky (140), Smokey's Nanny (87), Something Kinder (10), Something Stupid (41), Sperm Polluter (229), Stupid Kraut Cunt (275), Tampax (541), The Wizard (237), Two Time (369), Unstable Load (225), V.V. (1002), Whore In The Window (124), YMCA (21), Yummy Pudding (9)
Returners - 8
Billion Sucker (259), Golden Rivet (270), Jackal (249), Lost Cause (301), Pole Fucker (99), Pussy Snatcher (112), Tom Boy (258), Womb Broom (8)
Visitors - 1
Marco Jaksic (4)
Virgins - 1
Duangkaeo Khruhoksiw (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 5
Something Stupid Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Sir Spaghetti Head Was Congratulated For 1000 Runs With The PH3
Angel Fly Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Pole Fucker Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Bell Star Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Ewok (16 Feb)
Teaspoon (RIP) (20 Feb)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 10
JackalHash Crash: Fell several times on trail
Tom BoyHash Crash: Fell hard on trail.Some say like a baby elephant falling from a tree
Mayo QueenHash Crash: Fell on trail
Kilt LifterHash Crash: Fell a couple of times on trail
The WizardHash Trash: Left his towel on the baht bus last week
Odd JobRaffle Hash Sinner: Slow in calling his number and brought his back pack, hat, bum bag into circle
Happy SurvivorRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought her own drink into circle
Dirt LooneyHash Crash: Fell off bar stool after Wednesday meting
Whore In The WindowWanker Of The Week: Took and ate a whole bag of crisps after run
Marco JaksicHash Sinner: Using phone in circle & drank down down early so moved to bucket

Awards This Run

Something Stupid
5 Hared Runs
Sir Spaghetti Head
1000 Runs
Angel Fly
100 Runs
Pole Fucker
100 Runs
Bell Star
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Pussy Snatcher

The theme for today's run was listed as the Valentine's Day run, but I think a more fitting theme should have been Gullies For The Hashers.

The run began like all previous runs. We arrived at an A-site that I don't believe we've used before. Plenty of room to spread out with good privacy just off Santi Khan Rd. The threatening rains had relented and we were left with cool temps. Perfect for trail running, or in this case gully slogging.

First circle Sir Spaghetti Head was recognized for 1,000th runs with a presentation by the GM of a framed certificate to mark this auspicious occasion. Then after a couple of announcements the hares quickly explained the standard marks and off the pack was sent.


It wasn't long before the trail had us going below ground level into the first of many gullies. One in particular had an exit that was quite steep and required a helping hand to pull our short in stature Thai ladies out. I have to wonder if nobody was around to pull them out, would they still be there.


Surprisingly, given the number of rainstorms we've had over the last several days, the gullies were dry. Very unusual for a VV run as I couldn't remember the last time he laid a trail where we came out of it with dry feet. But I needn't have worried as about of 500m from the A-site we dropped into the umpteenth gully to be greeted by a river bed of water. No dry feet were coming out of that gully.


After the river gully we climbed back up to ground level to be greeted by an "On In" banner with the A-site in sight. But wait, what's that ahead of us; one last gully to negotiate within meters of the A-site.


Well done hares! And a hashy thank you for the hares sponsored pasta Bolognese.

All in all a great run and enjoyable circle, with a surprise appearance of the return of Emperor Airhead, who had been riding out the Covid storm somewhere north of Nakhon Nowhere.

And in case anyone didn't notice, our Rags Master, Antique finally made it through the last of the Gullies For The Hashers just before the last light of day faded.

On On

Pussy Snatcher


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