Second circle and the GM appointed the scribe during Hash Trash, probably fitting as I suspect Clan FLEECE LIFTER will be finding out about that next week over a stinky Hash Rag, but I’m blaming DRAGON and her rush to get home to Som Tam. So never mind about this week’s culprits, moving on….
The hares SIP BAHT (his virgin hare), JELLOBUTT, PUSSY SNATCHER, and PUSSY NUMBER 3 were put on the ice. I seem to recall JB saying the run was to commemorate some sort of US/Thai relationship, we can only hope it wasn’t the type that is transacted on Soi 6, or maybe that explains why they appeared to enjoy each other’s company so much. In any case the GM asked for feedback on the run and the overall consensus was that it well hared, well papered and very much enjoyed by all. MR BEAN noted the run number controversy (on the hanging paper) 1930 vs 1907 and how some people thought they were on old paper, but with a “beautiful emoji” printed on each one it seemed fairly obvious to most. On another issue ANTIQUE didn’t want to name names but said the US hares were lying bastards – not sure who he could be talking about. MOUNT ME a self-confessed fat cunt (a little less of the fat, said the GM) enjoyed the bamboo bridge, no one else remembered it so who knows where he was walking. Overall a great run of between 8.5km-9.5km (with checks), and almost 250m of vertical, no wonder that beer tasted good afterwards.
Over to the laffle – SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY took pole position and chose the sweet wine. Next was MARCO who took the Mosquito Badminton Racquet, THE SLEEPING MAN took the Singha, MOUNT ME the bandana and bum bag, RATTA (now named ICE QUEEN) took the selfie stick, no surprise noted the GM. Our next Thai lady virgin took the Spy mixers (she’ll fit in). ARSE VAN HOLE the biscuits, LOST CAUSE the tea bags, and last but not least BELLE STAR took the umbrella, I think she thought it was another dildo for her collection. At least it would have come in handy in the dying moments of the circle.
SCAR WITH 2T’s took the circle, he put MARCO on ice, well not quite as Marco was having none of that and lay on the dirt instead, it would be ironic if he got ants in his pants. But it was noted that as kind as Marco was for sponsoring food for the run (well done), he didn’t have a hash shirt. Given he was meant to be flying to the land down under today we’ll let him off this time but make no mistake old mate, splash out for one next run or you’ll find out about that ice.
Next on the ice was SPERM POLLUTER and a volunteer call for any other front runners that “short cutted” at the end. FLEECE LIFTER joined him. A noteable absence was SHIT ON MY MATES (your new name, cunt), as I distinctly remember him being the other half of dum and dummer who blindly followed Master Sperm Polluter like the stupid Padawan’s we were. Point noted, following SP’s sphincter is never going to end well, the only allowable dark side is East of Sukhumvit. Follow paper not arse.
Hares and organisers of last weekend’s outstation run were then iced, but commended for a great effort much appreciated. LORD CHICKEN FUCKER had a hash crash of sorts, chasing totty (or maybe a Katoi) on the stairs. ANTIQUE was singled out for his efforts in cracking on to one of the rare singletons, he had juice in the old body and juice in the old girl, we all tried, we all failed. Next time use money or gold rather than your dance moves. The 5 virgins were invited in for a down-down (not ice), and the circle was handed back to the Grand Mistress.
Madeline from the Philippines and Ratta from Thailand were put on the ice for their naming. The national bird of the Philippines is the Eagle and this was Madelines first choice, but an excellent prepend from PUSSY SNATCHER with no objections christened her SPREAD EAGLE, nice work. Ratta is henceforth known as ICE QUEEEN.
BELLE STAR and SCAR WITH 2T’s were put on the ice due to a recent and pending birthday respectively. On trying to determine BS’ age a suggestion of 25 was corrected as being centimetres rather than years (by SPERM POLLUTER), but on sun revolutions we think it’s 32. We didn’t want to know how old Scar was as we have enough old geezers already. Hashy Birthday was sung led by JELLOBUT.
The hares were put on the ice, although SIP BAHT was substituted by CRAP THAI, who of course is a perfect doppelgänger. JELLOBUTT had struggled with the stapler while setting the run so was given a challenge of loading a stapler before the end of a down down song. Absolutely no surprise that he failed and this earned him the bucket – keep trying you’ll get there Jello. BEETROOT HEAD was iced for Sunglasses hash trash.
SPERM POLLUTER was called to do awards – CASPER and ARSE VAN HOLE have done 200 runs, well signups for Casper as she often ventures no more than a few hundred metres from the A site. At about this point Buddha spoke and the heavens opened, so it was a hasty push for final down downs and the hash hymn. The On-On bar for the evening was Hustlers. Another great hashing day where rain threatened early on in Pattaya but the run was dry right up until the end, so don’t wuss out when it gets a bit stormy, come join us.
On-On! Fleece Lifter