Run #1931 - A historic run during times of COVID with 86 registered participants.
Twas a long and most enjoyable trail among undulating hills and boulders of granite. The path back to the A site was made all the longer by a group of front runners that picked up on old paper. Tragically they missed the Cider stop.
With a call from the GM the 2nd circle begins….
Hash Trash from hashers both old and new. Found on runs, roads and wrecks. With four litter bugs on the ice Mr. Bean sang a note to the bastards.
Next on the ice were the Belgian hares in skirts and cute berets. Affectionately referred to by the GM as “A family of cockroaches that live under the fridge.” Notable thanks went out to VV for A site selection and to Unstable Load for the damn hills. Comments to the hares:
Dirt Looney “Shitty sticks”
Fleece Lifter “Long and hard”
Pussy Snatcher “Blame it on the virgin”
Circus Freak ~unintelligible ramblings of an obvious conspiracy theorist~
Mr. Bean “I felt my labia”
The raffle started off with Stupid Kraut Cunt presenting a wrong number. His time on the ice was clearly an anti-corruption measure. Meanwhile Paprika Smiley cleaned up with his spin mop win.
And all was jovial until Scar With 2T’s took the circle at which point a hush fell over his people. His first order of business was a goodbye to Feel My Meat, which was prolonged by her trouserless presence on the ice. Next on the cold seat were the six crossdressing hares for making us run so far and up so many hills. When asked who’s fault that was they proceeded to grass on one another right up to the down down. Mr. Bean then made himself the center of attention for transgressions too many to name. Pussy Snatcher was given a lesson on the difference between left ซ้าย and right ขวา. For a finale two GM’s were put on the blocks:
Sperm Polluter of the Monkey and Gay Hashes
Burl Ives of the Jungle Hash
It was perhaps an impromptu peace summit.
The GM retakes the circle to commence a pre-naming brainstorm session for James from the Philippines (Subic Bay mother hash). He will be here for three months away from his snowmobiling step-daughters and is planning on fishing while not driving concrete. This was quickly followed by a Canadian Ice Party!!! Hosted by Soft Wood with guest stars Splinter Dick, Limp Dick and Micro Dick.
Sperm Polluter then humbly took the circle to present awards with equal parts reverence and piss taking…actually quite a bit more of the latter. The scribe and several others nearly found themselves in the crosshairs of Spermeys wrath for running their mouths.
Back to the GM…short on time so it’s a quick sesh of multiple visitors to the ice. The twin towers join the virgin and then a congratulents to Pole Fucker for 100 + 3 runs.
Mr. Bean sings us out in pseudo-French with the hares on the ice….Final down down….Hash Hymn….and another successful hash is in the books.
OnOn - Caroline