Mistakes Were Made Run #1928 - 7 Feb, 2022
While there was no official theme mentioned for Run #1928, it is clear that Hares: Paprika Smiley and Beetroot Head unintentionally meant for the run's theme to be: Mistakes Were Made.
First Round of Mistakes - The Run: During their reconnaissance, Hares: Paprika Smiley and Beetroot Head neglected to notice that their intended trail overlapped with a previously laid, and papered, trail. As a result of this oversight, walkers and runners alike ended up taking many false turns. To add to the fun, a series of, what, Dirt Looney described as, 'diabolical' back checks were, tortuously laid as traps by the, Hares. Mistakes Were Made.
During the circle, The Wizard (GM) asked run participants what they thought about the course. Leg Over was overly generous in her remarks, stating that, "It was Okay."
The GM produced the first item of, Hash Trash. An empty can of red spray paint. Dirt Looney, chimed in, that he couldn't believe they used a whole can of paint! Further commenting on how, Hares: Paprika Smiley and Beetroot Head lavishly emblazoned so many sticks in bright red paint. Caroline blurted out, "I loved the lengths of the back checks - Done Dirty!"
Second Round of Mistakes - The Raffle: the Grand Master, conducted the draw - Corruption!
The GM, mistook an ironing baord (prize in the raffle) for a sex toy!Fuck Off, brought a beer in to the circle, for which he was duly iced by, the GM. Blaze, mistakenly thought she had won a prize; read her ticket wrong, for which, Fleece Lifter was summarily iced. Feel My Meat, received the same, chilly, reception for wearing a bum bag into the circle.
Tonights Virgin, Rodann Meechanthong, mistook, The Wizard's earlier comments about the ironing board being a sex toy (language barrier?) and rushed to claim her prize.
Third Round of Mistakes - The Song Master: Newly appointed, Master of Music, Mr. Bean, shared a ditty which seemed to express how his family came into money by selling certain favours! Members were selected to sing specific lyrics. Caroline, gave a moving, and verbose, recital from his song sheet.
Fourth Round of Mistakes - The Cake: With the advent of, Sperm Polluter's birthday approaching. The GM decided to make him a cake. The GM assembled all the ingredients: Flour. Egg. Milk. But, due to an unfortunate mistake, The GM , confused his shapes, mistaking Sperm Polluters, convex head for concave, resulting in the ingredients running all down poor, Sperm Polluter.
Fifth Round of Mistakes - The Choosing: with a new run comes a new, 'Wanker of the Week'. With an abundance to choose from, The GM held a meeting, on the ice, calling on a number of hopeful candidates. It was decided that Sir Really Sadistic Bastard was the most likely to drink for breakfast, lunch and dinner. That, Who's The Boss, was likely a 'war criminal'. And, that, Jello Butt was most likely concieved out of incest. The one most likely to be caught 'wanking' in public was, of course, Arse Van Hole. A somber conclusion was arrived at, in Dirt Looney's case, as the group agreed that he would most likely pass away; his body not being discovered for several days. But, on a happy end note, Sperm Polluter won the annual award for GM's 'Bitch of the Year!'
In Conclusion - It was a great event. And, Mistakes Were Made, by all who attended.
On On Mount Me