In the age of mass communication, endless commercial entertainment it’s rare to be amazed - but this one extraordinary hash!
To Scribe an event with 120+ attendees and following another super VV trail for runners and walkers, then over an hour of social drinking and fun before The Wizard (GM) started the circle … here goes with a humble attempt to relay the joyous time had by all …
18:35 The Wizard calls the Circle
Hash Crash - Something Stupid confesses and is iced.
Hash Trash - Sinners; Blow Lewinski for leaving last week’s HHH signs up, Moon Flower dropped a towel on trail, Mount Me left a shirt with the GM at Nicky’s last week.
Hares - all 9 of them - with VV and Paprika Smiley being highlighted as the ones setting the trail. Thanks given to the Hares for their generosity in sponsoring the run.
Raffle - Gasman, Barbie Doll, Little Sparrow, <Jurgan>, Crystal, Lady Squeeze my Tube, Pickaninni, Mamasan’s Big Boy and Two Time - all winners.
Emperor Airhead - relates how he was on PH3 Run #29 his first run with the OnOnOn at Wild Elephant.
The Pimp lost his 42K Baht sunglasses on trail and is offering a 20K Baht reward to anyone finding them - Wild Wolf Valentine and Seal Sucker plotting who to get the cash - and iced.
SKC Kai in as the brains behind today's event - and his Norwegian cohorts in for actually executing Kai’s masterplan. Reminder that the 1st PH3 Oktoberfest run was in 2013.
Fräulines in - Pickaninny, Cocktail, Happy Survivor and Banana Rider - dressed the part of beer wenches.
No Banana got a spot on the bucket for being overly aroused and Wanking’s Wanker iced for lusting.
Rotten Banana in as perhaps the longest ever gap in returning — 27 years since his last PH3!
Seal Sucker iced as long time returnee.
Necrophilia Nightrider, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Supervirgin, Mamasan’s Big Boy iced for flying in this week especially for Oktoberfest.
The Wizard thanks Airhead for his 35 years on PH3.
Hares given the Circle - which starts off with an extra special Raffle - a chaotic process ensues with prizes duly awarded - I’ve no idea who won what, but it was very entertaining!
Wild Wolf tells the Hares to f**k off (in jest) and oversees a Tug-O-War competition:-
Brexit vs. Norway (Noggies win)
Beer Hunters vs. Belgium (Gasman wins)
Norway vs. Beer Hunters (Final) in which with assistance from some Aussie cheats + Gasman - the Beer Hunters come out victorious.
Not to be outdone - the Fraulines vs. The ‘Ladys’ - which ends up going to The ‘Lady’s’ because they way outnumber the Fraulines.
BB heads the Circle with the Hares song and is iced for his efforts.
Wild Wolf in to sing Ai Ai … I Love my Vino (shouldn’t that have been beer?)
Final Down Down - Dirt Looney (Happy Birthday - cake), Two Time (400 Runs), VV (210 Hares)
At this point both pen and light failed - hope next week Scribe gets new equipment!
Hash Hymn led by SKC, No More Cum, Mamasan’s Big Boy, Arsehole Too Loose, Ball Ringer, Ben 10, Gasman, Nightrider & Kamaba
19:50 The Wizard closes the epic Circle - Wunderbar - vielen Dank!