PH3 Run Report

PH3 Run 1976
Monday, 9 Jan 2023

*A delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay as you eat 😋*
Hares: Beetroot Head, Two Time, V.V.
Scribe: No Cunt Troll
Hash Flash: Sausage Head (Circle), Spastic Whore King (Run)
Runners: 107

Hashers Present Last Week - 72
Antique (219), Arse Van Hole (239), Asshole Too Loose (16), Ball Ringer (825), Bee (7), Beetroot Head (154), Bell End (572), Ben 10 (300), Big Stick (23), Blow Lewinsky (42), Brotherly Luv (50), Crap Thai (63), Dirt Looney (327), Dragon (44), Duchess Tadpole (702), Emperor Airhead (1576), Feel My Meat (11), Fleece Lifter (78), Fuck My Puck (4), Fuck Off (83), G.I. Joe (863), Gangreen (530), Gin Tonic (20), Ging Gang Goolies (127), Golden Rivet (312), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (71), Happy Survivor (182), Herring Choker (57), Hoi Wan (181), Ja Jah (39), Kee Mah (266), Lady Squeeze My Tube (660), Laughing Bird (7), Lost Cause (343), Mayo Queen (246), Mount Me (50), Necrophilia Night Rider (336), No Banana (28), No Cunt Troll (18), No More Cum (296), No Trucking Idea (119), Odd Job (459), Papa Dick (47), Paprika Smiley (230), Parou Parou (54), Ping Pong (88), Proposition (37), Sausage Head (67), Scar W/2Ts (358), Seal Sucker (376), Sexy Butterfly (43), Sexy Mountain (60), She's The Boss (195), Shithead (37), Shy Tiger (40), Singing Granny (39), Sir Arse-A-Holic (910), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (959), Sir Velcro Dick (540), Something Kinder (53), Something Stupid (85), Spastic Whore King (107), Sperm Bank (8), Splinter Dick (45), Tampax (560), Thai Me Up (4), The Wizard (284), Two Time (412), V.V. (1043), Whore In The Window (170), Window Wanker (51), YMCA (68)

Hashers Present Last Week - 72

Antique (219), Arse Van Hole (239), Asshole Too Loose (16), Ball Ringer (825), Bee (7), Beetroot Head (154), Bell End (572), Ben 10 (300), Big Stick (23), Blow Lewinsky (42), Brotherly Luv (50), Crap Thai (63), Dirt Looney (327), Dragon (44), Duchess Tadpole (702), Emperor Airhead (1576), Feel My Meat (11), Fleece Lifter (78), Fuck My Puck (4), Fuck Off (83), G.I. Joe (863), Gangreen (530), Gin Tonic (20), Ging Gang Goolies (127), Golden Rivet (312), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (71), Happy Survivor (182), Herring Choker (57), Hoi Wan (181), Ja Jah (39), Kee Mah (266), Lady Squeeze My Tube (660), Laughing Bird (7), Lost Cause (343), Mayo Queen (246), Mount Me (50), Necrophilia Night Rider (336), No Banana (28), No Cunt Troll (18), No More Cum (296), No Trucking Idea (119), Odd Job (459), Papa Dick (47), Paprika Smiley (230), Parou Parou (54), Ping Pong (88), Proposition (37), Sausage Head (67), Scar W/2Ts (358), Seal Sucker (376), Sexy Butterfly (43), Sexy Mountain (60), She's The Boss (195), Shithead (37), Shy Tiger (40), Singing Granny (39), Sir Arse-A-Holic (910), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (959), Sir Velcro Dick (540), Something Kinder (53), Something Stupid (85), Spastic Whore King (107), Sperm Bank (8), Splinter Dick (45), Tampax (560), Thai Me Up (4), The Wizard (284), Two Time (412), V.V. (1043), Whore In The Window (170), Window Wanker (51), YMCA (68)

Returners - 20
Blue Nose (72), Cement Head (10), Duke Of Puke (9), Hot Hope (26), Irregular Period (91), Jackal (268), Kilt Lifter (14), Little Tommy Two Lips (95), Minnie Mouse (24), Panzer Fister (21), Penelope Pitstop (38), Pink Head (28), Pole Fucker (111), Shit On My Chest (17), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (145), Stupid Kraut Cunt (298), Tom Boy (272), Unstable Load (247), Vios (65), Wi-Fi (5)

Returners - 20

Blue Nose (72), Cement Head (10), Duke Of Puke (9), Hot Hope (26), Irregular Period (91), Jackal (268), Kilt Lifter (14), Little Tommy Two Lips (95), Minnie Mouse (24), Panzer Fister (21), Penelope Pitstop (38), Pink Head (28), Pole Fucker (111), Shit On My Chest (17), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (145), Stupid Kraut Cunt (298), Tom Boy (272), Unstable Load (247), Vios (65), Wi-Fi (5)

Visitors - 12
Balloon (17), Better Ask My Wife (4), Bitter Balls (3), Crooked Cunt (8), GangBang George (11), Herbicidal Weed Killer (16), Jim Murphy (3), Just One More Drink (8), Leave No Man Behind (1), Mai Wing Tong (2), Meat Wagon (5), Shit Lips #2 (RIP) (9)

Visitors - 12

Balloon (17), Better Ask My Wife (4), Bitter Balls (3), Crooked Cunt (8), GangBang George (11), Herbicidal Weed Killer (16), Jim Murphy (3), Just One More Drink (8), Leave No Man Behind (1), Mai Wing Tong (2), Meat Wagon (5), Shit Lips #2 (RIP) (9)

Virgins - 3
John Mchenry (1), John O'keefe (1), Noodles (1)

Virgins - 3

John Mchenry (1), John O'keefe (1), Noodles (1)

Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Anniversaries - 3
Ben 10 Was Congratulated For 300 Runs With The PH3
Brotherly Luv Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Mount Me Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3

Anniversaries - 3

Ben 10 Was Congratulated For 300 Runs With The PH3

Brotherly Luv Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3

Mount Me Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3

Hash Namings - 2
Nice But Dim Hash Name Was Changed To Meat Wagon
Jennifer Ramirez Was Given The Hash Name Thai Me Up

Hash Namings - 2

Nice But Dim Hash Name Was Changed To Meat Wagon

Jennifer Ramirez Was Given The Hash Name Thai Me Up

Birthdays - 1 The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Leonard Nilsson (14 Jan)

Birthdays - 1
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day

Leonard Nilsson (14 Jan)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History Saints and Sinners - 13
Paprika Smiley	Hash Trash: Was a late sign up and dropped his pen on the trail
Herring Choker	Hash Crash: Ran so fast he toppled over
Golden Rivet	Hash Crash: Even though he doesn't run, he still fell over
Crooked Cunt	Hash Crash: Just fell over
Unstable Load	Hash Crash: The bucket awaits Mr "I never fell"
Paprika Smiley	Hash Sinner: Talking and dancing with his back to the circle and the GM
Duke Of Puke	Raffle Hash Sinner: Brought his empty beer can into the circle and chose more beer as his prize
Little Tommy Two Lips	Returner: Welcome back after 3 years to the founder of the Ferret Hash
Blue Nose	Returner: Welcome back to a good friend of Redcoat
Balloon	Returner: Welcome back to an old Scottish Hasher
Feel My Meat	Missed Birthday: PH3 wishes you a Happy Birthday
Crooked Cunt	Hash Sinner: We reckon this undercover Prince Harry was gathering Hash info for his next book exposé
Two Time	Wanker Of The Week: Lost keys on recce and spent agers looking for them, only to find them in her backpack