Despite the run's name change from French Connection to Magic Run I did not put in magical performance. Far from it. In motoring terms I was misfiring from the start, involved in minor collisions, overheating and eventually running out of gas - only to be kindly retrieved by the 3 tail runners led by the GM. Thanks guys - that's what makes the PH3 the event it is.
Having thankfully lurched into the Scribe's Chair, with back-up from VV and Dirt Looney, I compiled a surprisingly lucid set of notes as follows....
The GM, having dealt with Hash Crashes (of which there were many, including me) and Hash Trash, turned to the Hares (Asshole Too Loose, Hot Wheels, Parisian Titi, Something Stupid, Something Kinder and Vietnamese Violator) and the Trail. Despite some complaints about difficulty - one section in particular - the consensus was surprisingly favourable with good markings in particular being highlighted.
This was subsequently supported by Emperor Airhead who, having investigated the national origins of each Hare, also praised the food (managed by Two Time) and the decorations. Some amusing anecdotes followed, involving Sir Wanda, Blue Nose, Turd Burglar and Unstable Load.
Back to the GM who , having reported on the highly successful Beach Social the previous Wednesday (120 attendees despite police intervention...), highlighted the exceptional support provided by VV and Two Time not only for that event (assisted by Shy Tiger and Ja Jah but on every Monday. Well earned awards were handed over.
The Run's name change was then explained by the appearance of Magician Jessy Magic who entertained the Circle with 10 minutes of conjuring tricks, to loud applause.
Next over to Scar with 2 T's, who in his usual authoritarian style chastised Hammersley Hasher Flasher for getting lost on Koh Larn, No Cunt Troll for not filing a Run Report and Shit Head for interventions and generally talking too much. Interrogations followed of Penelope Pitstop (allegedly injuring someone and then rescuing them) and No Trucking Idea ( allegedly commandeering a taxi).
In light of the foregoing the GM reminded attendees to watch out if Scar with 2 T's took the circle, before Recognitions from Sperm Polluter to Unstable Load (Birthday), Hot Wheels and Asshole Too Loose (New Members of PH3 due to Hareing) and Who Cut the Cheese (50 Runs).
Finally, No More Cum took the opportunity to invite father and daughter running teams - Professor Pinky and Norwegian Mosquito, and Unstable Load and Ninja Princess to the ice to illustrate two points. (1) Don't trust your dad if you fall over, and (2) daughters can bring dads to the Hash too!
Upon calling time the GM applied a short cut to the closing formalities, but not before a stirring rendition from Singing Granny.
That's all for now.
See you next week.
On On. Home Brew.