Well what a great start the PH3 Hash has got off to in the in the New Year , four well laid trails and a Beach Beer BBQ day all well organized and plenty of happy hashers participating and today's trail was no exception.
Arriving at the A-site on the six baht bus of 7 it was obvious the A-site was chosen for its abundance of parking, parking and I guess more parking on a 10 acre freshly ploughed dusty field.
Fleece Lifter the birthday boy hare, his wife Dragon and Lady Squeeze my Tube explain the walk / run trail and most of the hashers stormed of in a cloud of dust, beer Munters were already seated in the baht buses eager to quench their thirsts.
It's a bit ominous at the beginning when the paper leads us up the surrounding mountains that this trail is going to be more of a hike than a run but Luckily LSMT is kind to us and the trail leads mostly around the lower slopes.
My boy Herring Choker and young lad Shit on my Chest set the pace and rushed off to conveniently hunt down the blue sticks which HC seems addicted to.
With the sun setting in the horizon filtering down thru the tree canopy and the autumn Leaves on the narrow trail it made it hard to see the protruding tree roots and camouflaged rocks but surprisingly only two hash crash No More Cum and Jackal owned up.
The trail has plenty of excellent twists and turns and keeps the pack together with the FRBs arriving back 1hr 5min for an approx.8-5km trail.
Delicious chicken potato vege soup and rice soup is served courtesy of the hares which was greatly appreciated by all.
No time for the virgins today its practically straight in to the raffle with many sort after treasures for the lucky ticket holders. Lost Cause is first up for first prize with a very exotic dance or perhaps ants in her pants, there were many other lucky price winners.
EAH ices Wild Wolf and many of the female hashers attired in their purple uniform in a conspiracy theory that they weren't hash shirts, but it was proved that hashy was more than sufficient to classify them as hash tee shirts and more importantly free admission to the gangbang party.
I USE TO GANGBANG ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND IN MY PRIME
NOW IM OLD AND GREY I ONLY GANGBANG TWICE A DAY on on
NMC or the alias psychopathic delinquent parades around the circle looking for the circus but finds the hash instead ices Sir Wanda and Turd Burglar for signing up to some transgender bungee jump competition that they won easily.
Sw2ts ices an old hasher m8 for spending the last 3 years in an ice bucket.
Before you know it, it’s the hare’s song, Fleece Lifter serenade's his two companion hares with a well-rehearsed unprintable, hilarious maybe true song.
Down Downs Downed Its a beer ride back to town.
ON ON Seal Sucker