How can any Scribe match the amusing and entertaining efforts of the last three Scribe Reports by the funny Fattus Maximus, but I will do my best.
Whether it was the thrill of a Halloween Run or snowbirds returning from Europe or Aussies following SE-Asian hashes that drew the crowds, it sure worked as there were a large number of hashers in attendance, the most for some time - around 120 I believe. Dead Gump wins the award for jet-setting as he always seems to be flying off to Brazil, Florida or the UK.
Halloween has its origins in the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain when people would light bonfires and wear costumes to ward off ghosts. Pope Gregory lll designated November 1st as a time to honour all saints and soon All Saints' Day incorporated some of the traditions of Samhain. The evening before was known as All Hallows’ Eve and later Halloween. Now Halloween has been commercialised by Americans with activities such as trick-or-treating and the largest sale of candy in the year.
It was fitting that at Halloween, when the souls of the dead roam the world, we saw two hashers we have not seen for a long time, Sheik MeMe as the devil incarnate and Wank-King’s Wanker as a poor lost soul. Speedo Pete also returned and maybe he was a friendly ghost.
The virgins were welcomed in the first circle and what a lot there were. Eating Monster who was running a bar in Soi 6 with her Korean mafia partner, got rid of him and now she is in charge of the Buffalo Bar. She brought along five virgins who were dressed as devils and witches but some had wings.
The Buffalo Bar crowd joined the Beer Hunters bringing their total to 27 and necessitating three Baht buses. Needless to say the Beer Hunter group was quite lively. Testicles found there was life in the old boy still when one of the pretty young witches sat on his knee. Hairy Crack usually a young athletic runner joined the Beer Hunters today. Maybe it was something to do with his upcoming snip. BB informed us he was single again and it wasn’t to do with the size of his wallet but because of Covid. He enjoys being single and finds he has much more money but doesn’t have to resort to the ladies on Beach Rd unlike another Antipodean hasher who shall remain nameless.
The second circle was late starting after the delicious meal provided by the hares. Because of the large number and the smaller space in front of the beer truck it was hard to see what was going on and even harder to hear because there were some noisy mother fuckers behind me who kept talking and interjecting or maybe I’m going deaf in my old age.
Our GM, The Wizard, showed his exasperation several times by shouting, “Shut the fuck up” to which Singing Granny foolishly retorted “Fuck You” She soon regretted that when she was put in the bucket.
The best dressed competition for Halloween was won by Spastic Whore King rightfully so with not much competition. It was a different matter when it came to the ladies with several creative costumes including a pregnant zombie, a satanic nun, a Thai ghost and two Slovenian witches and of course the bar girls and lady boy. The judge, Emperor Airhead was rather biased and of course beauty and youth won out with the Black Angel being declared the winner.
If you want to see what really happened read the Hash Stats. very ably put together by Dirt Looney every week.
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