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To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.
The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.
It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.
Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.
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As it was a public holiday in Thailand for the Queen Mother’s birthday and Mother’s Day there was much traffic on the roads so people were later getting to the hash and the last Baht bus didn’t arrive till just after the start of the first circle. There were three virgins so three new shoes as well and Michael from Tasmania finished his beer and his girlfriend’s too. The hares, Mayo Queen, Whore in the Window and Little Sparrow gave instructions and off went the runners and walkers and the Beer Hunters who had a short walk to the mom and pop beer shop on the main road. The previous Scribe thought Little Sparrow was misnamed and should have been called Big Crow. Anyone who has noticed amongst his many tattoos the one on the back of his head saying, “No Regrets” will understand the reason for his name. Edith Piaf, the French singer, was known as the Little Sparrow and one of her most famous songs was Non, je ne regrette rien. While on the subject of names, the hash name Sauce for the Goose comes from an idiom well known to English people but not so familiar to Americans, “What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander,” or in other words, what is acceptable for one person should be acceptable for another. I guess I was named this by Robbing Bastard because when I first joined the hash I had a Bruneian boyfriend in tow 20 years younger than me. But the name Shithead needs no explanation and I guess if your name is Oz you are going to be called The Wizard. Perhaps future Scribes could explain how they got their names. Back to the hash. The Wizard ably took the circle as stand-in GM and chided Herring Choker for being the last one to join the circle despite being the first runner back. Hash Trash: No takers for a selfie stick. VV later came in the circle with a yellow PH3 sign left behind last week but no one wanted to accept responsibility for it so The Wizard as a hare last week was bucketed and got to wear a fancy hat. Don’t worry VV he will get you back some time in the future. Hash Crashes: See Run Circle notes by DirtLooney Hares on the Ice: Whore in the Window hasn’t been a hare for more than 100 runs and didn’t lay the trail but he provided food and needed to be a hare to get his 300 run T-shirt. Walkers agreed it was a good walk with good scenery but Seal Sucker said there were too many hills and Dirt Looney didn’t appreciate the back check and having to go down the hill then back up again. Raffle: Lucky winners were Car Licker - wine, Little Sparrow - whiskey, Flying Dick TruckFucker - beer, Stupid Kraut Cunt - shampoo to protect his new hair colour, Something Kinder - coffee, Drinks Like a Girl - cookies, Sexy Butterfly - cap and a bag and Something Clever the mystery prize contains an antique wooden hammer donated by Muff Designer. Emperor Airhead’s Circle: Awards written on the back of a paper plate were given to The Wizard for his seven years of service as GM and having to put up with moaning e-mails, Dirt Looney as the world’s best hasher for taking over the website and making it great, Something Stupid for his great role as Rags Master and Arse van Hole as leader of the Beer Hunters. Well done guys! Emperor Air Head was then congratulated by The Wizard for his 1700th run. He has been here for40 years and has held all positions in the PH3 and was a founding member. Congratulations and well done sir. Virgins on the ice: They didn’t have to sit but Luc seemed to like the ice and showing his bollocks at the same time till he was told by the GM to be more discreet. Arse van Hole brought him along so he got to sit on the ice with him and teach him how to sit. Hares Song: Shithead stood in and sang “Whoring Matilda” Final Down Down and the Hash Hymn brought the evening’s proceedings to a close. On-On Sauce for the Goose
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