Upon arrival at the ‘A’ site, GI Joe commented it was so long since he’d been at the location that trees had grown. Ging Gang Goolies wore new shoes (boots) and was gifted a beer which he drank from one of them.
Hash Trash: A PH3 Christmas shirt (organised by Scar with 2T’s) was shown by the GM who sought the owner. It turned out Scar with 2T’s had generously donated the shirt to Hash Rags (Antique). Since there were no real offenders, none were punished.
Hash Crash: Really Sadistic Bastard (Beer Hunter) managed to fall from his barstool whilst taking the knee for a damsel whom he was hoping to distress. In true Scottish fashion, he didn’t spill a drop.
Trail Appraisal: It was Fleece Lifters virgin haring and the circle was fair in it’s comments which included, “Good walk, no dogs”, “One of the best I’ve been on and I’ve been on a few.”, “Pretty good trail and uphill a bit. I loved it.” and “Next time I’m going to be a beer hunter.” The consensus was very positive and Fleece Lifter can be proud of his efforts.
On Trail shenanigns: Mamasan’s Big Boy thought it would be a good idea to run and overtake Scar with 2T’s and claim to have won, only to be informed that there was still 2 or 3 km to the beer truck. Sperm Polluter collected a number of back checks as he is wont to do. GGG was taking such good care of his new shoes he refused to walk through water on trail and walked “his own way’ back to the beer truck. Some trail bike riders used part of the same trail and Penelope Pitstop (Hash Flash) was clearly excited and almost caught one of them with a burst of speed. A short time later Penelope told ShitLips that she wanted a photo of him. I’ve never seen ShitLips move so quickly.
Raffle: Lucky winners were: Leg Over (2 shirts), Dragon’s daughter (Beer and Wine), Ben 10 (biscuits), GGG (kettle), Happy Survivor (Health drinks), Dragon (Coffee), No Hope (Olive oil) and Mamasan’s Big Boy (Hats). Singing Granny and RSB were iced for attempting to claim winning tickets that weren’t.
Announcement; Stupid Kraut Cnut reminded the circle that one of Hash friends had recently passed away. Redcoat had been the Music Master of the PH3 for many years and his cremation would be carried out 6pm Tuesday 25th of January 2022 (Thai time). Please have him in your thoughts at that time.
Religious Advisor: Scar with 2T’s called on the two (2) virgins who had both completed the trail. Both said they had enjoyed themselves and would return. They were welcomed to the PH3. The circle was informed that Bang Saray has a beach which some of our Norwegian members had travelled to, however had not touched the sand as they drank beer by the side of the road in their birthday suits. Excellent Hash behaviour.
Parisienne Titty and Chip Chip announced they had married, however had not obtained the required permission to do so. They were punished on the ice and congratulated.
The wife of Fleece Lifter (previously known as ‘Sophie’) was named ‘Dragon’. Dragon was heartily congratulated for cooking the delicious food supplied by the Hare Fleece Lifter.
Awards: included Velcro Dick attaining five hundred (500) runs on the PH3. The Norwegian friends had brought Royal Golden Champagne for the circle to help celebrate. Snakebite and PatPom both reached fifty (50) runs with the PH3. Great effort and commitment to the club.
The GM called Window Wanker, Penelope Pitstop and Shit on my Chest to the ice and demanded to know what was going on and would it affect to Hash Flash being unavailable. GM then called in Turdburglar, The Hobbit and Who cut the cheese to ‘Welcome back old friends who can now visit us’.
Wanker of the Week; Dirt Looney was the defending champion and he was joined on the ice by Singing Granny, Sperm Polluter and Crap Thai to contest the spoon. Singing Granny emerged victorious with the Wanker of the Week Spoon. Congratulations.
Hare Song; Fleece Lifter showed he was previously an Altar boy when singing for the circle.
Final down downs, the Hash Hymn and back into Pattaya to iRovers.
On On - Crap Thai