PH3 Run 2086
Monday, February 17, 2025
Scribe Report - Scribe: Diaper Sniper
Another big day 111 signups
V.V. and Two Time provided delicious sandwiches. Some nice snacks and fruits provided by the hares. Nice walking and running trails with a bit of water at the start. Hares gave us a clue when they offered to loan someone some Wellingtons size 10 and a cow bell. Very nice A-site with lots of shade and some cool breezes. We had visitors GM from LaUnion Philippines and a gang of Chiang Mai bunnies join us. Tadpole seen carrying a huge bag and picking up plastic bottles… way to go girl. A helpful hasher told me that Kee Mah (turned out it was himself) was the front runner again but looking at him I had my doubts. He also told me that Honey Dew from La Union was last but could not confirm.
GM called circle at 6:20.
Fashion Police: Chiang Mai bunnies: Misfortune, Bushy tail, Happy Ending and new GM Doesn’t Get It were called to ice because all were wearing their colorful Cherry Breaker shirts. Happy Survivor and Shy Tiger (hiding by the lady’s camp) were also captured. “You can’t hide from me” boasted the GM. Bunny GM Doesn’t Get It announced the next Cherry Breaker on Nov 30 2025 and all are invited. Mad Cow sang “We are the Harriets”
Hash Trash: Found on the raffle table… empty glass bottle. Suspicion fell on Ging Gang Goolies but it was Spanish Fly who found his place on the ice.
Fattus Maximus and The Wizard came to the circle to discuss weight loss. FM said he lost 9kg but was met with cries of the BS song. Former GM for life The Wizard lost 100 kg but seems that someone was lying.
Hash Crash: Bleeder Hellmutt was seen sliding or falling down the steep bank of a canyon. Any Cock'll Do tripped over a baguette or was it a Yorkshire pudding?
Hares called to the Ice: Esteemed English gents Muff Designer and Beetroot Head laid two nice trails. They threw in a back check near the end of walking trail which captured a good group of walkers.
Comments from the circle: The Wizard said "they promised a good running trail but not their job to tell us" and good use of their own marked paper. “Great trail” “What they said” proclaimed Honey Dew like a student in class who doesn't know what to say. Chiang Mai GM said “not enough mountains” and promptly took a ride on the ice from bringing her beer into the circle. Jungle GM Drinks Like A Girl was thankful for lack of mountains. Taking a break from being a FRB, Gangreen went on Beer Hunters. Katoy Boy said it was “shitty” Kai identified himself as Scar TT. Also heard “Not enough rivers or back checks” Eating Monster explained that she is Chinese Thai which I guess is different from regular Thai??? Fattus Maximus said it was “gayest run ever” and made various rude comments about the hares.
Raffle: Lost Cause took over the Raffle as the Raffle Queen Black Panther was at the movies watching Captain America.
Sick Of Steve won a bottle of whiskey. Naturally there were cries of “Corruption” from Stupid Kraut Kunt.
Whore in the Window won the wine. Revolting Rectum sat on the ice.
I Don’t Care tried to take his time picking but was shouted down… ”No Shopping” He got a mystery package that said "Eat me"
Happy Survivor won again. She took the cookies
Nutcracker won wine coolers.
Mad Cow was sent to ice after confusion about tickets but in the end won the coffee.
Car Licker won some beer.
The Wizard was picked... ”First time in 6 years” Now he can finally wash his clothes with Laundry detergent.
RA Scar took over the circle. Told everyone to shut the F up for a change. He mentioned Mad Cow and some others for special attention. “There are some rules around here” Wear a hash shirt to second circle unless you are a virgin. Thai man “White Shirt” called to ice. He explained that he was waiting for 50 runs to get his free shirt and would enjoy the free beers in the meantime. I think some serious bucket time in his future.
Virgins into the circle: Only one virgin... Thai lady Mun who wore a Wild Wolf shirt. Scar said she was a very good runner and he enjoyed running behind her… don’t tell his wife. She said she will definitely return to hash.
Hares called to the ice to defend themselves for marking the trail with “not paper” which was provided by some mysterious saboteur… turns out Fattus Maximus again. Hares sent to bucket for not checking to see if indeed plastic… guess they will be doing some work cleaning up.
V.V. and Paprika Smiley took a vacation to Prachuap Khiri Khan and rented bicycles from Stupid Kraut Kunt’s secret bicycle rental business. He gave them the special rate of 1000 baht for three hours and the tires were flat. Scar proclaimed that the “Hash finds out everything”
Blind Gavin, Hopeless boring Cunt and Pot my brown Pipe called to the ice. The Chiang Mai bunnies were blinded by all of the wrinkled white bottoms. I guess something they don't see up north.
Katoy Boy had some charges. He related some ridiculous story about Cock-A-Leaky from Vietnam giving him a poor recommendation for a salubrious??? hotel and proceed to blame Gavin and Pot my Brown Pipe because they are Scottish.
Chiang Mai Harriett's took over the circle and called some GMs to the ice… but they missed The Wizard. Drinks like a Girl, Anal Compulsion, Sperm Polluter and Katoy Boy. CM Bunnie GM Doesn’t Get It told an interesting story about a drunken Falang who she discovered sleeping the party off at 1 am on the resort grounds after the 2024 Cherry Breaker. She told him “You can’t sleep here…there are snakes” He said he could walk back to Chiang Mai… only 40 min by car so they ordered him a Grab before he could start. Next year Drinks like a Girl will stay at the resort since the bunnies didn’t offer to share their rooms.
The Harrietts sang their trademark Bunny song. “We no work, We no care, we marry a millionaire…when he die, we no cry, we go find another guy.”
Recognitions by Sperm polluter: One award for Diarrhea but he had already run home.
RA The Wizard took over circle. Lots of calls of Shut the F up were heard.
Nutcracker for bringing a bag to the circle last week and "White Shirt but no Hash shirt" guy called to ice. The Wizard as usual offered one of his 2 million hash shirts to him. Although clean it had to be rinsed in the bucket but alas there was little to no water under the ice. Something fishy going on with the bucket tonight. Piss Drinker was his sponsor so he took a seat on the ice too.
Hares were called to the ice. The Wizard eruditely pointed out that the hares representing Yorkshire’s White Rose and Lancaster’s Red Rose houses paused the War of the Roses to collaborate on the setting the run. The hash is not just all beer and sweat. He did take them to task to explain some of the mysterious raffle prizes such as the box labeled “Pick me” which contained a pick. They took a ride to the bucket for lying.
Wanker of the Week: Candidates for this esteemed position:
GM (last week's WOTW) back on the ice for emailing himself a few weeks ago
Gavin
Hopeless Boring Cunt
Panzer Fister
Golden Rivet for missing the split and walking 7.5 km
Frank the Sandal man
First vote was not clear so something had to be done.
CIA called in at the last minute because he crossed the circle and got mud on the Wizard’s new shoes.
CIA won the Wanker of the Week and gets to wear the wooden spoon all week.
Hares sang a song… Muff Designer threw Beetroot under the bus as author. To the tune of “Mary Had a little Lamb” could not understand a word. After the finish some shouts of Terrible song..Sing us another… ”Mary had a little Pig”
The Wizard led the final down down. And another great night with the Pattaya H3 was in the books.
Pothole was the On-on bar and great live music was provided with mandatory “Sweet Caroline’
On On Diaper Sniper