| Hash Crash |
|---|
| Run | Run Date | Circle Note |
|---|
| 2112 | 18 Aug 2025 | We were all cold and for speed he didn't get a chance to explain |
| 2109 | 28 Jul 2025 | Reckons Seal Sucker stepped on his heals in his eagerness to be first |
| 2107 | 14 Jul 2025 | Witness and fellow tumbler Boring Wanker said it was Herring Choker that pushed him over |
| 2102 | 9 Jun 2025 | Lost his footing and ended up as a bandaged bleeder |
| 2098 | 12 May 2025 | He stumbled and was stabbed in the face by a thorny bush. Minor bleeder |
| 2096 | 28 Apr 2025 | Got rooted on trail |
| 2082 | 20 Jan 2025 | He was 'running on the beach' and tripped on a rock. Atr least it was a soft landing |
| 2077 | 16 Dec 2024 | Was distracted by his old-timers disease and took a tumble |
| 2061 | 26 Aug 2024 | Owned up to a stumble, since someone saw him. Claimed he was pushed... Squeeze! |
| 2040 | 1 Apr 2024 | Even though Squeeze was a Hare, he still blamed her for his downfall |
| 2038 | 18 Mar 2024 | The tapioca tripped him up and he was awarded the Frequent Flyer toilet seat neckwear |
| 2023 | 4 Dec 2023 | Found a swampy patch of trail and got bogged down |
| 2016 | 16 Oct 2023 | Poor man is jinxed. He reckons he was pushed once againspooky |
| 2014 | 2 Oct 2023 | The last bus arrived after we all set off on trail and in his hurry to catch the FRB's he fell over his 2 left feet |
| 2013 | 25 Sep 2023 | Tsk, Tsk young fellow. Picking on little girls |
| 2012 | 18 Sep 2023 | Reckons he was once again pushed by his beloved wife |
| 2007 | 14 Aug 2023 | Fell in the last 100m of last week's run and took a tumble in the 1st 50m of today's run |
| 2006 | 7 Aug 2023 | Slipped in the rush of air from the FRB's racing to the finish and sliced his finger open on the way down |
| 1998 | 12 Jun 2023 | Reckons that he was pushed by his wife at least twice and ended up bleeding |
| 1996 | 29 May 2023 | Stepped clumsily into a big f@#!n' ditch |
| 1993 | 8 May 2023 | Claims he was pushedwas it Lady Squeeze? |
| 1985 | 13 Mar 2023 | Ended up on his knees with gravel rash to prove it |
| 1983 | 27 Feb 2023 | Ran so fast his legs couldn't keep him upright |
| 1977 | 16 Jan 2023 | Plodded along successfully and also managed a fall |
| 1970 | 28 Nov 2022 | Did he fall or was he pushed ? |
| 1966 | 31 Oct 2022 | Says his wife pushed him over. Some say not hard or often enough |
| 1925 | 17 Jan 2022 | Fell on trail due to several gravity anomalies |
| 1913 | 8 Mar 2021 | |
| 1898 | 26 Oct 2020 | those pesky pineapples |
| 1891 | 7 Sep 2020 | |
| 1877 | 24 Feb 2020 | |
| 1874 | 3 Feb 2020 | |
| 1836 | 13 May 2019 | retained for second week running. |
| 1835 | 6 May 2019 | Caught by a vine and went down face first. |